lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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lady-top-hat:

sigmund-floyd:

Without lifting the pencil from the paper.

Holy shit

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(Source: catsfurever)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

(Source: skenggg)

haezelsgus:

Behind the scenes of Maleficent

(Source: haezelsgus)

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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(Source: notwifi)

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature

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